Birb

General Information
Captain Larry Vesuvius Birb, the Last Word, Destroyer of Keyboards (Birb for short) is a green conure parrot who is the familiar of Paisley Evans. As of 2023, he lives with Paisley and her wife, Bex Allan, in a two-bedroom condo in San Francisco.

Name
As befits the familiar of a Hermetic, Birb has a long, ever-growing and ever-changing name.

In Episode 1, he was introduced as Captain Larry Birb, the Word, Destroyer of Keyboards.

As of Episode 3, his name expanded to Captain Larry Vesuvius Birb, the Last Word, Destroyer of Keyboards.

Quotes
Birb was known for repeating a variety of words and phrases. Both Paisley and Bex were at a loss to explain where he had heard many of them.

Episode 1
"Yep, yep, yep!"

"Lave is a fraud!"

"Buy stocks!"

"NFTs are for suckers!"

"Babe!"

"Capitalism consumes us all!"

"Reddit!"

"Gordon Ramsay!"

Episode 3
"Call me Mom!"

"I've been seized!"

"I'm ovulating!"

"Seize the means of reproduction!"

"I am the night!"

"Suck my dick!"