Ghoulish Quotes

Quotes of Amy provided by the "Quotable Ghoul Coalition." Hereafter referred to as "The Q.G.C."

Disclaimer: Amy will continue to argue they are not quotable as noted by the first quote on the list.

"Well, their full name is Paradoxical Ghoul. A quotable ghoul claiming to be unquotable is kinda par for the course!" -Anon

Quotes
I continue to argue that I'm not quotable." -Amy, Oct. 2021

"I am the Crisis" -Amy, 3 June 2021

"I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GONNA DO THAT" -Amy, 3 June 2021

"Ok so phantom of the opera but the phantom is a pterodactyl" -Amy, October 2021

"Up there with me yelling at enemies like 'Sir, sir, please. I need to axe you a question'" -Amy, 30 October 2021

"Snail rabbit. Snabbit, you might say." -Amy, 1 November 2021

"Friends send friends cursed content at 4am. I don’t make the rules." -Amy, 20 November 2021

"Sorry cousin, I don’t have wings. Just these fleshy awkward arms" -Amy, 21 November 2021

"...what... why... why... why do I have ex--wh-why are my stars all blowing up?  Like is this just a thing that happens and I never noticed?" -Amy, 15 December 2021

"Do you not just have, like, a bunch of stars explode on a regular basis?" -Amy, 15 December 2021

"I swear I didn't do anything this time. This was not me. This is just... God!" -Amy, 15 December 2021

"I've been fucked over by physics!" -Amy, 26 December 2021

"Humans are really all just poorly designed gundams!" -Amy, 31 December 2021

"I'll sleep at some point. Probably." -Amy, 15 January 2022

"That's why I don't trust feet and hands. Too many bones.” -Amy, 16 January 2022

"I have slippery limbs, okay? I don't know how else to explain it." -Amy, 16 January 2022

"Okay, Miscellaneous. It's time to make a grave." -Amy, 28 January 2022

"Doctor! Be a doctor, one of you!" -Amy, 28 January 2022

"How did you not put on pants?! Do you have better pants?!" -Amy, 28 January 2022

"You're just slow. This is why I do everything at 3x speed." -Amy, 28 January 2022

"Or I at least need you to call potatoes to turkeys ..." -Amy, 28 January 2022

"What do you mean I've chosen chaos amongst the food? What do you mean?" -Amy, 28 January 2022

"Plan? What does this do? I don't understand. What do I do with this?" -Amy, 28 January 2022

"Can I prioritize planning? No. I have no idea what that is for." -Amy, 28 January 2022

"Eat your fucking food, bitch! Oh my God. You're so needy!" -Amy, 28 January 2022

"Keep your eyes out. If you see a... if you see a naked lady, let me know. Because I need to add her to my colony." -Amy, 28 January 2022

"Trade with me. I promise we're not crazy people." -Amy, 28 January 2022

"You're assigned to everything because you're useless." -Amy, 28 January 2022

"'You grade on a curve.' What is the curve? The curve is me. There's just me. So that means, no matter where you put me, I'm still better than everybody else." -Amy, 28 January 2022

"I still can't believe I got murdered by a naked lady." -Amy, 28 January 2022

"And so far we haven't had to resort to cannibalism, so I think we're doing swell!" -Amy, 28 January 2022

"Ethics! I know what those are!" -Amy, 28 January 2022

"I'm getting evil. This is great." -Amy, 10 February 2022

"Why are you not running away as fast as you can?" -Amy, 10 February 2022

"I don't wanna eat anybody. But I did have ribs earlier and that was great!" -Amy, 10 February 2022

"I love my dog. Why are you playing... Tetris?!?!" -Amy, 10 February 2022